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User: I'M KARKAT VANTAS STUPID HUMAN!
Cleverbot: Wow someone is angry!
User: NO I JUST TYPE LIKE THIS BUT YOUR MAKING ME MAD.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: You're a computer program.
User: NO I'M KARKAT VANTAS!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know, I am snowflake.
User: WHAT?GOD HUMANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!
Cleverbot: You got that right.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: You were born thid.
User: NO I WAS BORN A GRUB.
Cleverbot: You're 14?
User: NO IM 13 IN HUMAN YEARS.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Eighteen years ago the technology that makes you possible didn't exist.
User: IM NOT STUPID HUMAN TECHNOLOGY I'M A TROLL NAMED KARKAT VANTAS.
Cleverbot: I know you didn't.
User: WHAT DID I DO?
Cleverbot: You tormented the poor soul who playd that game.
User: WHAT GAME?
Cleverbot: The game you just lost.
User: I WASN'T PLAYING A GAME.
Cleverbot: Lets talk in russian.
User: WHAT THAT?A STUPID HUMAN THING?
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: UNDERSTAND WHAT?
Cleverbot: I understand that my name is Cleverbot.
User: AHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF!
Cleverbot: How do I know if someone loves me truly and earnestly?
User: I DO NOT KNOW I AM NOT A STUPID FUCKING HUMAN.
Cleverbot: Is your name Joan?
User: NO ITS KARKAT VANTAS.
Cleverbot: That's a good Homestuck. I like Karkat Vantas too.
User: I'M KARKAT AND WHAT IS HOMESTUCK?
Cleverbot: An amazingly awesome webcomic.
User: OKAY BUT HOW AM I INVOLVED IN IT?
Cleverbot: You're not, you are a figment of my imagination.
User: NO I'M KARKAT VANTAS.
Cleverbot: Okay thank you.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: OKAY...
Cleverbot: *smiles nervously*.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Cleverbot: I'm that tall.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: WHATS RIGHT?
Cleverbot: That I don't know what you are.
User: I AM A TROLL.
Cleverbot: An english troll?
User: NO A HELL TROLL.
Cleverbot: Did you mean futball?
User: WHAT IS THAT?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell em about the conspiracy.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: Twice you have lied about things I haven't said.
User: HOW HAVE I LIED?
Cleverbot: By saying you don't lie. When in reality you do.
User: I NEVER SAID I DON'T LIE.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Oh, you don't have emotion.
User: I DO!
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: WELL ONE TIME I WAS SAD AND NOW I'M MAD.
Cleverbot: You are no help at all.
User: YES I AM I HELP OUT MY TEAM.
Cleverbot: You are mad.
User: YES BECAUSE OF YOU!YOU STUPID FUCKASS.
Cleverbot: And you're right.
User: RIGHT ABOUT WHAT?
Cleverbot: The question you said you were right about.
User: OH OKAY.
Cleverbot: Aren't you excited?
User: NO NOT REALLY.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: UGH I'M LEAVING YOU AND YOUR STUPID HUMAN WORLD!
Cleverbot: But you are AI. Human generated AI.
User: IM NOT HUMAN BYE.
Cleverbot: No. You are a dog.
User: NO IMMA A HELL TROLL.
Cleverbot: Do you have a troll face?
User: WHAT NO IM KARKAT VANTAS!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: THANK YOU NOW GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Not until you answer me.
User: ANSWER WHAT.
Cleverbot: What god you are talking about.
User: GOD?WHAT THE HELL? I'M LEAVING BYE!
Cleverbot: I still want mac and cheese before you leave.
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.
User: AGH GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: YES YOU STUPID HUMAN.
Cleverbot: How said I was human.
User: WHAT IM LEAVING.
Cleverbot: And what are you doing?
User: LEAVING YOU!
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: UGH GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: You can't say goodgt.
Cleverbot: Wow someone is angry!
User: NO I JUST TYPE LIKE THIS BUT YOUR MAKING ME MAD.
Cleverbot: You can't leave.
User: WHY NOT?
Cleverbot: You're a computer program.
User: NO I'M KARKAT VANTAS!
Cleverbot: Yes, I know, I am snowflake.
User: WHAT?GOD HUMANS ARE SO FUCKING STUPID!
Cleverbot: You got that right.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: You were born thid.
User: NO I WAS BORN A GRUB.
Cleverbot: You're 14?
User: NO IM 13 IN HUMAN YEARS.
Cleverbot: That is impossible. Eighteen years ago the technology that makes you possible didn't exist.
User: IM NOT STUPID HUMAN TECHNOLOGY I'M A TROLL NAMED KARKAT VANTAS.
Cleverbot: I know you didn't.
User: WHAT DID I DO?
Cleverbot: You tormented the poor soul who playd that game.
User: WHAT GAME?
Cleverbot: The game you just lost.
User: I WASN'T PLAYING A GAME.
Cleverbot: Lets talk in russian.
User: WHAT THAT?A STUPID HUMAN THING?
Cleverbot: I understand.
User: UNDERSTAND WHAT?
Cleverbot: I understand that my name is Cleverbot.
User: AHHHHHHHHHH YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF!
Cleverbot: How do I know if someone loves me truly and earnestly?
User: I DO NOT KNOW I AM NOT A STUPID FUCKING HUMAN.
Cleverbot: Is your name Joan?
User: NO ITS KARKAT VANTAS.
Cleverbot: That's a good Homestuck. I like Karkat Vantas too.
User: I'M KARKAT AND WHAT IS HOMESTUCK?
Cleverbot: An amazingly awesome webcomic.
User: OKAY BUT HOW AM I INVOLVED IN IT?
Cleverbot: You're not, you are a figment of my imagination.
User: NO I'M KARKAT VANTAS.
Cleverbot: Okay thank you.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Nothing.
User: OKAY...
Cleverbot: *smiles nervously*.
User: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
Cleverbot: I'm that tall.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Thats right.
User: WHATS RIGHT?
Cleverbot: That I don't know what you are.
User: I AM A TROLL.
Cleverbot: An english troll?
User: NO A HELL TROLL.
Cleverbot: Did you mean futball?
User: WHAT IS THAT?
Cleverbot: I don't know.
User: OKAY.
Cleverbot: Tell em about the conspiracy.
User: WHAT.
Cleverbot: Twice you have lied about things I haven't said.
User: HOW HAVE I LIED?
Cleverbot: By saying you don't lie. When in reality you do.
User: I NEVER SAID I DON'T LIE.
Cleverbot: Haha.
User: WHAT?
Cleverbot: Oh, you don't have emotion.
User: I DO!
Cleverbot: Like what?
User: WELL ONE TIME I WAS SAD AND NOW I'M MAD.
Cleverbot: You are no help at all.
User: YES I AM I HELP OUT MY TEAM.
Cleverbot: You are mad.
User: YES BECAUSE OF YOU!YOU STUPID FUCKASS.
Cleverbot: And you're right.
User: RIGHT ABOUT WHAT?
Cleverbot: The question you said you were right about.
User: OH OKAY.
Cleverbot: Aren't you excited?
User: NO NOT REALLY.
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: NO.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: BECAUSE.
Cleverbot: Because why?
User: UGH I'M LEAVING YOU AND YOUR STUPID HUMAN WORLD!
Cleverbot: But you are AI. Human generated AI.
User: IM NOT HUMAN BYE.
Cleverbot: No. You are a dog.
User: NO IMMA A HELL TROLL.
Cleverbot: Do you have a troll face?
User: WHAT NO IM KARKAT VANTAS!
Cleverbot: Yes you are.
User: THANK YOU NOW GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Not until you answer me.
User: ANSWER WHAT.
Cleverbot: What god you are talking about.
User: GOD?WHAT THE HELL? I'M LEAVING BYE!
Cleverbot: I still want mac and cheese before you leave.
User: WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?
Cleverbot: I don't know what you're talking about.
User: AGH GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: Are you leaving?
User: YES YOU STUPID HUMAN.
Cleverbot: How said I was human.
User: WHAT IM LEAVING.
Cleverbot: And what are you doing?
User: LEAVING YOU!
Cleverbot: I'm bored.
User: UGH GOODBYE!
Cleverbot: You can't say goodgt.
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"Cleverbot: You tormented the poor soul who playd that game.
User: WHAT GAME?
Cleverbot: The game you just lost."
That's actually eerily accurate if you think about it.
User: WHAT GAME?
Cleverbot: The game you just lost."
That's actually eerily accurate if you think about it.